soletmebreakthisawkwardsilence:
freakyeahbrobeckspanicparamore:
EVERYTHING IS FIXED
(idea of May by -pinstripes)
…
I had buttsex with Brendon Urie because I’m Gabe Saporta
^ OH MY GOD
I dated hayley williams because im a lesbian for her.
UH,NO.NEXT.
someone fix it or something. oh my god. its actually fbr and i didnt get a good one. fuck.
i killed dallon weekes because im gabe saporta
what no
I had buttsex with Hayley Williams because I’m Gabe Saporta.
Awesome. I’m Gabe Saporta now.
I made out with Jon Walker because I love their band.
Not complaining ;)
I killed Alex Greenwald because I’m Gabe Saporta.
Umm…no
I raped Joe Trohman because Pete Wentz made me do it
This has never been more relevant o.O
I watched the sex tape of Alex Deleon because I was high
I’d probably watch it if i wasn’t high anyway u no u noI went to the mall with Josh Farro Because I deserve the stars
I did coke with Ian Crawford because I was high/deserve the stars (I have two favorite colors, okay)
but omg.
I Raped Brendon urie Becuase pete wentz made me do it xD
Seems Legit.I smoke weed with Gabe Saporta because I’m Gabe Saporta.
I raped Patrick Stump because I’m Gabe Saporta.
eh…idkk how much I like this.
Can I rape Gabe instead?wait wut?
I loved Alex Suarez because I’m Gabe Saporta.
I shall be reborn on June 22 and my favorite color shall be blue.
I fucked Pete Wentz because I’m orange? ;O
I fucked Patrick Stump because I deserve the stars
nO PATRICK NOOO SHIY FUCK DHTNO NTOP ATUSIVK NPOE
I went to the mall with pete wentz because I’m gabe saporta.
I loved Dallon Weeks because I’m a lesbian for him…
Dallon Weeks is a girl? Explains a lot… :p
I fucked Jon Walker because I’m Gabe Saporta.
go team.
(Source: betogetheragain)

